(A couple walk into my store.)
Me: "Hi, can I help you find anything?"
Woman: "Yes, we're looking for the book Go the F**k to Sleep."
Me: "I think I have that right back here."
Man: "Honey, I think 'go the F to sleep" is the polite way to say that."
Me: "No worries. If I'm selling it, I should be able to hear it.
Man: "Touché."
