The Bar

Me : One day Jean and Marco (S.N.K) went to a bar. They got drunk and smacked Levi in the face. Levi went crazy and turned into a Titan.

Jadey1738 : So when Levy turned into a Titan she kicked Erza's Strawberry cake on the ground. Erza went crazy she knocked Levy out with one punch. Everyone in the bars mouth dropped. Not to mention half the bar was on fire and the whole street was destroyed

SaraOram : Then Master Makarov came in and used fairy law on Erza then she got blasted into outer space. The entire guild looked at Lucy while she as strangling Natsu. Gray was getting scolded by Gajeel for striping and Leo was swooning over Lucy

kdoggy : While they were fighting in the guild, Happy was secretly eating all the fish in the corner of the room. As happy was eating the lovely fish something unpredictable happened!!

i_Forever_Vampire_i : Erza came back down from outer space and turned into a fish. Happy tried to eat her but she used her new tail to smack him. He went flying and hit Natsu. Natsu hit Happy and Lucy hit Natsu. Jean and Marco started to try to take down Levi Titan. Levi sat on them and killed them.

Jadey1738 : Erza in her new giant fish form changed into her Flame empress armour witch somehow turned into giant fish sized. Erza started destroying the whole town of Magnolia and started heading twords Hargion. Master and the rest of the guild were moarning over Jean and Marcos death. Fighting Levy and expecting the worst. Master decided he might have to use Luminia Histore on Levy and Erza but Luminia Histore was for only absolute emergencies so he was going to wait before he used it. This is bad. But Natsu, Happy and Lucy were still in a corner hitting eachother for some weird reason.

Some_weeaboo - till master thought that mirajane could scare them with her Satan soul. Which didn't work.

Jadey1738 - Then master had an idea. He "Accidentally" read every girl in the guilds diary one day and found out that Levy like Gajeel and Erza liked Jellal. So he would get them to try to smack them out of it

i_Forever_Vampire_i : It also turns out that Lucy likes Natsu. The master told Natsu right away. It was the happiest day in Natsu's pointless life. So Natsu waited until Lucy went home and when she did, Natsu went in her house and hid under her bed. When Lucy went to sleep, Natsu quietly got out from under Lucy's bed and he looked at Lucy. Then his hands went to touch her...

kdoggy : Then his hands went to touch her....toes. Those cute little toes were so adorable. Lucy instantly got up and slapped natsu. Natsu ran out of her house and back into the guild house. Little did Lucy know, Natsu had and found a taken something under Lucy's bed. That item was.....

Jadey1738 : HER DIARY!!! But it wasn't just one item he took, he also took Lucy's candy stash! So he sat on his couch and read her diary while eating the candy. He found out that when Lucy was a kid her parents never took her on picnics. So that would be her dream date he figured and decided to ask Lisanna for some dating advice since they were childhood best friends. Not only that but Lisanna was a girl. So she'll know what girls expect on dates.

Back at the guild....Gajeel was trying to get Levy to calm down. He was kinda being cocky since master told him that Levy felt the same for him as he did her. Jellal was on his way but he'd better hurry before all of Fiore is destroyed......