DING DONG! Josh and Bob nervously waited outside of his Majesty's castle, silently dreading the upcoming hour. They had scheduled an urgent meeting with President West to explain the horrors which had occurred earlier that day in Turkmenistan. A stereotypical butler answered the door, fancy mustache, black suit and tie, white collared shirt underneath, and dress shoes. "How may I help you young fellers?" He said with a mocking smile. "We have a meeting scheduled with his Majesty." Josh said. "Right this way" Inside the castle (or as Kanye calls it, the "McMansion") the walls were lined with DC shoes, comfy sweatpants, Lamborghinis, and pictures of his long lost love, Kim Kardashiman. "Wait here please, my master will come greet you in a few minutes, but at the current moment, he is busy." The two men waited in awkward silence. Finally, the President came out of his office and stared at his two visitors. "Come in y'all, wont ya?" He said abruptly, breaking the silence. "Yessir" the men both said in unison. When they got in the office, Kanye shut his custom-made diamond door with "DANKEST PRESIDENT TO EVER LIVE" precisely engraved into the expensive gem. "Ah yes! Now now ma, homies tell me why my bathrobe took a day too long to arrive at my McMansion! SPEAK!" Kanye screeched. "Actually sir we're here to explain to you what happened in Turkmenistan this morning, sir." "Oh" Kanye said quietly, his face reddening. "Ok then, what happened in Turkey?" "Sir, thats Turkmenistan." Josh said quickly "Tomato, tomahto, potato, potahto. Hurry up." Bob began to speak. "President East, sir-" "Thats President West!" Kanye yelped. Bob tried again. "My bad President North, and now-" "Thats President West!" Kanye impatiently repeated. "My most heartfelt apologies President West. As I was-" Bob was rudely interrupted again. "Thats President West!" Kanye screamed, his face trembling. Bob lost it. "Thats what I said!" He retorted. "How dare you speak to your superiors like that?!" Kanye snottily snarled. "Pardon me?!" Bob shrieked. "How dare you sass me mister?!" Kanye loudly whispered. Fighting back the savage roast Bob could feel quickly rising in his throat, he stomped out of the room, slammed the door behind him, and proceeded down the enormous staircase. Josh followed. Even through the door and down the staircase, Kanye's nasal voice could be heard. "You never told me what happened in Turkey!" Shaking their heads in disgust, Bob and Josh sprinted out of the grand castle and on dived onto the cobblestone walkway, gasping for breath. "Holy shit." Josh said.
