*Tosses Derpy Derp* Don't Drop That Derp Derp Derp!
OH! OH GOD!! OH FUCK!! *Jumps to try and catch the Derp Derp Derp*

You're A Lizard Now. How Do You Feel?

Wait what? I'm not a lizard....*Looks at arms to see they're scaly* AH!! NOW TRUMP IS TALLER THAN ME DAMN IT!!!!

Yer A Wizard Harry

So I'm A Lizard Wizard? I Thought I Was Supposed To Be- *Turns Back Into A Human* Oh.....So Now I'm A Hairy Wizard? -3-

You Have A Penis

Sure......

Wow

Idefk....

Would You Be Transgender?

0_0

Damn...I could be too.......

Idk I Can't Think Of Good Questions

-3o

You're forgiven my child

MAKAYLA!! DON'T BACKFLIP!!

You're not my real mum!!! *Fake Cries and backflips into the pool*

Cats

Meow Bitch

MEOW MEOW MEOW

It's the cat invasion holy shit RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 07, 2016 ⏰

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