Just Another GAY High School Story

First day

It's the most wonderful day of a kids life...SIKE it's the first day of school omg time to be an out cast again. I'm walking to the bus stop and I'm gay asf you can tell from a mile away boo boo. I got my cardigan and crop top and leggings and my uggs and don't forget MY STARBUCKS! All these crusty bitches stair at me I give them a dirty look and I say rudely "What do you want?". They say "Omg your like totally gay". "Omg no I thought I was straight you act like you never seen a gay person before its 2016 bitch". They turn around and shut there mouth and the bus pulls up and there is jock on the bus and he decides to trip me. Everyone is laughing "omg haha well who's laughing now" I take this bitches drink and dump in on his head. I say "I would of dumped my drink but it's Starbucks and your not worth you tripping me to dump my Starbucks". I sit down with a mental crown on my head I can see it now everyone calls me queen and loves me but this is reality "Faggot move". When all these bitches know it's Queen! The bus pulls up welcome to hell it says or wait that says school that's even worse. I walk in the school with confidence and I go meet with my friends and we all talk about our summer. A teacher comes up to me and says "throw away your drink". I say "Um did you pay the $4 for this Starbucks I don't think you did and plus you have a drink to its called equality not you-ality.....I rest my case". I walk to class and the teacher says nothing to me and teachers try to tell me about it all day I just show them the hand. I'm aware I have a drink they don't need to tell me every 5 seconds like you so far up my ass pick my wedgie Bitch. The next day I wore booty shorts and the teachers told me about it the whole day and gave me dirty looks and they tried to send me to the office I didn't go I just roamed the hallways.