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What they are asked "what happened to you?"
Aries: I crushed my motorbike
Taurus: This idiot forgot to stop me when I was crossing the road
Gemini: I'm here with my friend
Cancer: I was cooking soup for my BF/GF, and I spilled it all over me, now I've got third degree burns
Leo: Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them out, but I missed and hit a brick wall
Virgo: Umm... I work here?
Libra: I had a panic attack
Scorpio: Someone pushed me down the stairs
Sagittarius: This old lady was on her motor scooter, and she was going soooo slowly. I told her to hurry up and she ran over my toe
Capricorn: I was working really late 5 nights in a row... I got sleep deprivation and passed out
Aquarius: I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down the well and I found myself in Narnia
Pisces: I was concentrating then smashed into a wall... then I got a concussion
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Zodiac Scenarios
RandomSilly little scenarios and facts about the zodiacs. Have fun!
