WARNING THIS HAS SPOILERS!
you have been warned
Clary Fray status: OMG Simon or Jace....??? :/
Isabelle Lightwood, Alec Lightwood, Valentine Morgenstern and Luke Garroway like this
Jace Morgenstern: I dont care if we're brother and sister! I love you Clary!
Simon Lewis: dude, give up, shes mine
Maryse Lightwood: @Valentine Morgenstern EW THEY'RE YOUR KIDS! AREN'T U GROSSED OUT?
Valentine Morgenstern: Lol, no, they're not actually brother and sister :P BOOM! JACE IS ACTUALLY A HERONDALE!
Sebastian Morgenstern: Lol, im his real son! Clary's my sister!
Simon Lewis: O.O
Alec Lightwood: -_-
Isabelle Lightwoood: spoiler alert.....
Clary Fray: OMG WE CAN BE TOGETHER JACE!
Jace Morgenstern likes this
Simon Lewis: shit
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Jace Morgenstern changed name to Jace Lightwood
Clary Fray and 12 other people like this
Will Herondale: Dude! We're Herondales! get it right!
Clary Fray: WTF WILL! Aren't you from like, ages ago?
Magnus Bane: hey will
Alec Lightwood: oh i see how it is Magnus! Is this another one of your affairs!
Magnus Bane: I am so glad we broke up, Alec....
Camille Belcourt likes this comment
Alec Lightwood: piss off Camille, you've done enough!
Camille Belcourt: ;)
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Conversation between Jace Lightwood, Will Herondale and Jem Carstairs
Jace Lightood: yo my great great great great great great grandfather or whatever!
Will Herondale: I'd rather you call me Will...
Jem Carstairs: I'm using that....
Jace Lightwood: HOLY SHIT ITS A DUCK!
Will Herondale: SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT! *jumps away*
Jem Carstairs: *puts pet duck back in cage*
Will Herondale: -_-
Jace Lightwood: -_-
Jem Carstairs: :D
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Simon Lewis reached level 35 in Farmville
57 people like this
Jace Lightwood: Watch the Daylighter Vampire in it's natural habitat, playing Farmville all day on his computer while his Mum prays at him and he gets turned into a rat
All the main characters like this
Simon Lewis: -_-
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Alec Lightwood status: Just fought a dragon demon, WTF @Jace Lightwood! I thought you said they were extinct!
Shadowhunters like this
Jace Lightwood: I said almost extinct
Alec: THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Jace Lightwood: I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology text book from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec because he likes really really extinct'
Clary Fray, Isabelle Lightwood, Max Lightwood and Maryse Lightwood like this
Clary Fray: this seems awfully familiar....
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Jace Lightwood: Inquisitor called me fat today...my ego is still not bruised
83 people like this
Simon Lewis: does your ego EVER bruise?
Clary Fray: of course not Simon, for his ego to be bruised he has to actually care for other peoples' opinions
Jace Lightwood: STILL AS AWESOME AS EVER! :D :D :D
