Does this ever bother you? When you are in possibly the most peaceful place of your whole day, just resting in your comfy pyjamas all nice and warm laying your head on a comfy pillow under your cuddly covers and thinking about everything. Then after all the lights go off and your peacefully drifting off into a deep sleep, then BOOM your bladder is like an alarm! BEEP BEEL BEEP TIME TO PEE!!!! You are in dis pare to what an unfortunate event is coming up for you. The bathroom is at least 13 seconds of a cold walk from your bed to the toilet, you think about it for a moment and think to yourself... It's not worth ruining the moment, even though your bladder is trying to alarm you you ignore it and try to go back to your peaceful thoughts again...
~~19 seconds later~~
BEEP BEEP BEEP TIME TO PEE. Goes your bladder again. You jump a little, "shutout bladder I don't want to pee and your not going to make me." You say with your eyes closed trying to sleep while talking to your bladder. Your bladder starts shouting back at you "YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND PEE BEFORE YOU PEE THE BED!!!!!" You ignore your bladder once more and finally get that peace and quiet to sleep.
~~19 seconds later~~
BEEP BEEP BEEP TIME TOO PEE. Your bladder is really demanding it this time. You decide it's not worth not going pee so you get out of your heavenly bed and place your feet on the cold floor. You start to slowly walk down the hallway of your house and suddenly you see a giant brick flying at your face! You duck to try and dodge the strange brick and the brick flies across the room to the front door and crashes into your cats head as she is coming through the cat door. You are almost at the bathroom but your cat may die, you have to decide quickly which one to do and you decide to save your cat, you rush into your car and drives Y/C/N to the vet and throws her into the front door, gets back into the car and drives back home, you realized as you walked out of the car that you peed in your car seat a little so you rush to the door but you realize you have left your house keys at the vet and was attached to your cat somehow. You get back in the car and drive back to the vet, run in and ask the desk lady where your cat is, she said that they buried her out back because she died from being thrown into the vet... You were sad because your cat died but you really needed to pee so you grab a shovel and dig up your dead cat to check her corpse to find that the keys wernt there! You run back into the vet holding your cat and asked the veterinarian where she put your keys. She give them to you and in return you grow your dead cat at her and you sprint to to the car. You race home and unlock the door! You rush to the bathroom and pee finally. You change your clothes and get into bed. You get your peaceful time now...
~~16 seconds later~~
Rumble rumble rumble... Hey, it's me your stomach, and I'm very hungry...
---to be continued---
That ended up not being that much of an autobiography but whatever I will be writing part 2 tomorrow <3 hope you guys enjoyed!!
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I need to pee but I don't want to get out of bed ( autobiography)
Short StoryDo you ever have that amazing feeling of being curled up under the covers laying in bed thinking of lots of things, then that feeling comes and ruins your thoughts completely and all you can think about is going pee...
