●When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it's for them?
●I AM A GIRL. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start a drama to get attention. Yes, we do still exist.
●She likes him, and he likes her. Everyone knows, except them.
●Why are people worried deleting "friends" who really aren't friends anyway? It's not how long your friend list is, it's the real friends in the list.
●In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
