Revenge

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ShadowLykos: Ily <3

ShadowLykos: RIP in peace

ShadowLykos: Imma stop now...

ShadowLykos: Are you going to put this on that Conversations book? (casually forgets the name)

ShadowLykos: Complete the phrase and get a cookie from here http://bit.ly/cookieclicker

ShadowLykos: #fireresistant______

ShadowLykos: #stereotypicalendermen

ShadowLykos: #votelykos

ShadowLykos: #voteevanz

ShadowLykos: [insert clever and witty proof here]

ShadowLykos: OBJECTION!

ShadowLykos: This is a very one-sided conversation.

ShadowLykos: Because why not

ShadowLykos: ...Why am I putting random words in Caps?

ShadowLykos: It's a CONSPIRACY!

ShadowLykos: Which means Dragon Ball Z, which started before that meme, must be OLDER than time itself!

ShadowLykos: That meme is old as time itself.

ShadowLykos: Okay, so I just checked how many messages I've sent you. It's over nine THOUSAND

ShadowLykos: Whatchu know 'bout ghosts?

ShadowLykos: I didn't choose the afterlife, the afterlife chose ME

ShadowLykos: IN DA HOOD

ShadowLykos: Yup, I'm in the afterlife now. It's not that bad here. God recently installed WiFi, so it's all good.

ShadowLykos: Then TheLivingTombstone put one of my comments in his video and when I saw it I literally went "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" and died.

ShadowLykos: I remember once Deadlox replied to my YouTube comment and I literally ran all over the house screaming at the top of my lungs.

ShadowLykos: Also, I'm British. So tea for everyone involved!

ShadowLykos: wat

ShadowLykos: I just made some tea because tea is best tea.

ShadowLykos: The cream cheese (or whatever) in this sandwich is really horrible. It's probably about ten years out of date.

ShadowLykos: Technical difficulties...

ShadowLykos: Josh9813, Tori26xx, jdoeko, goldnsilver66, person1020 (deleted), hannie678 (DELETED), ThePandaWriter (phew), Maria_Curry (DELEETTTTEEEEEEEDEDEDEGJRSGSRDKHTROHTJBLGTFF

ShadowLykos: Imma reel off a long list of everyone who's ever messaged me ever

ShadowLykos: OliviaLovesSnow! Oh wait...

ShadowLykos: MrCelt! *streamers and confetti* Since he won the contest, he gets streamers and confetti every time he gets mentioned...

ShadowLykos: TimeIsTicking! (Clock is ticking, Twilight! Clock. Is. Ticking!)

ShadowLykos: Clypsia!

ShadowLykos: Well, here we go...

ShadowLykos: I want to shoutout more people now. And because you're all so special, I'm going to give you all your own little messages!

ShadowLykos: Phew, I just received a new message... I was thinking, "Please, don't let this madness end yet!" It was MattDoesMC... free shoutouts for everyone involved.

ShadowLykos: What were they thinking? Did they believe that there was just a giant walking round town who just wanted some cosy slippers for when he went to sleep in the local cave system or something?

ShadowLykos: Did they think, "Oh, somebody ordered a size 1450 slipper. Surely that can't be a mistake!"

ShadowLykos: Are the people who work there really stupid?

ShadowLykos: How does this even happen http://bit.ly/justhow

ShadowLykos: Nah, that's Australia...

ShadowLykos: Cheese cream?

ShadowLykos: Soft cheese?

ShadowLykos: I made a sammich. It's a cream cheese sammich. Do you guys call if cream cheese or do you call it something really weird? Like, I don't know...

ShadowLykos: ...I'm hungry. Imma make a sammich.

ShadowLykos: I'm enjoying this a lot more than I should be.

ShadowLykos: Insanity is best pony

ShadowLykos: lol jk

ShadowLykos: No sanity! Pls! I fan!

ShadowLykos: And now it's time for a round o- wait, you're not here, so this won't work.

ShadowLykos: I go to tumblr and the first thing I see is 'Is one of these dudes the voice of Lemongrab?'

ShadowLykos: I go to Facebook and the first thing I see is 'Random girl with crappy instagrammed photo changed her profile picture'.

ShadowLykos: I go to twitter and the first thing I see is 'Borscht'.

ShadowLykos: Then again, I already sent it to them, and it didn't get accepted...

ShadowLykos: What if the Earth exploded? Like, it just suddenly exploded. What would happen? Would we all go flying into space or would gravity pull the Earth back together? This is a question for XKCD.

ShadowLykos: I wonder how many messages I've sent you so far. It doesn't matter. As long as I end up with more than 49 messages, I'm good.

ShadowLykos: Hahaha, memes...

ShadowLykos: http://bit.ly/meme11

ShadowLykos: Hmm... now I'm trying to think of something. What if your partner said, "Oranges are better than apples, anyone who likes apples should die."

ShadowLykos: There is never a time when a pony quote is not needed.

ShadowLykos: BUY SOME APPLES

ShadowLykos: Damn, it's five to seven in the morning and I'm already on Wattpad. Mum was right. I am addicted *starts crying* WAAAAAAAAAAAA

ShadowLykos: O-Olivia!? I thought you were asleep!

ShadowLykos: NO!

ShadowLykos: I don't really know what else to say here. Um... do you like fish?

ShadowLykos: Okay, so that might have been a slight exaggeration...

ShadowLykos: Well, that's probably because I live about a billion miles away from you.

ShadowLykos: Hmm... are you asleep? I can't tell...

ShadowLykos: I just woke up, but I don't think you're asleep yet. But don't worry. I won't forget ;)

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