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ShadowLykos: Ily <3
ShadowLykos: RIP in peace
ShadowLykos: Imma stop now...
ShadowLykos: Are you going to put this on that Conversations book? (casually forgets the name)
ShadowLykos: Complete the phrase and get a cookie from here http://bit.ly/cookieclicker
ShadowLykos: #fireresistant______
ShadowLykos: #stereotypicalendermen
ShadowLykos: #votelykos
ShadowLykos: #voteevanz
ShadowLykos: [insert clever and witty proof here]
ShadowLykos: OBJECTION!
ShadowLykos: This is a very one-sided conversation.
ShadowLykos: Because why not
ShadowLykos: ...Why am I putting random words in Caps?
ShadowLykos: It's a CONSPIRACY!
ShadowLykos: Which means Dragon Ball Z, which started before that meme, must be OLDER than time itself!
ShadowLykos: That meme is old as time itself.
ShadowLykos: Okay, so I just checked how many messages I've sent you. It's over nine THOUSAND
ShadowLykos: Whatchu know 'bout ghosts?
ShadowLykos: I didn't choose the afterlife, the afterlife chose ME
ShadowLykos: IN DA HOOD
ShadowLykos: Yup, I'm in the afterlife now. It's not that bad here. God recently installed WiFi, so it's all good.
ShadowLykos: Then TheLivingTombstone put one of my comments in his video and when I saw it I literally went "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" and died.
ShadowLykos: I remember once Deadlox replied to my YouTube comment and I literally ran all over the house screaming at the top of my lungs.
ShadowLykos: Also, I'm British. So tea for everyone involved!
ShadowLykos: wat
ShadowLykos: I just made some tea because tea is best tea.
ShadowLykos: The cream cheese (or whatever) in this sandwich is really horrible. It's probably about ten years out of date.
ShadowLykos: Technical difficulties...
ShadowLykos: Josh9813, Tori26xx, jdoeko, goldnsilver66, person1020 (deleted), hannie678 (DELETED), ThePandaWriter (phew), Maria_Curry (DELEETTTTEEEEEEEDEDEDEGJRSGSRDKHTROHTJBLGTFF
ShadowLykos: Imma reel off a long list of everyone who's ever messaged me ever
ShadowLykos: OliviaLovesSnow! Oh wait...
ShadowLykos: MrCelt! *streamers and confetti* Since he won the contest, he gets streamers and confetti every time he gets mentioned...
ShadowLykos: TimeIsTicking! (Clock is ticking, Twilight! Clock. Is. Ticking!)
ShadowLykos: Clypsia!
ShadowLykos: Well, here we go...
ShadowLykos: I want to shoutout more people now. And because you're all so special, I'm going to give you all your own little messages!
ShadowLykos: Phew, I just received a new message... I was thinking, "Please, don't let this madness end yet!" It was MattDoesMC... free shoutouts for everyone involved.
ShadowLykos: What were they thinking? Did they believe that there was just a giant walking round town who just wanted some cosy slippers for when he went to sleep in the local cave system or something?
ShadowLykos: Did they think, "Oh, somebody ordered a size 1450 slipper. Surely that can't be a mistake!"
ShadowLykos: Are the people who work there really stupid?
ShadowLykos: How does this even happen http://bit.ly/justhow
ShadowLykos: Nah, that's Australia...
ShadowLykos: Cheese cream?
ShadowLykos: Soft cheese?
ShadowLykos: I made a sammich. It's a cream cheese sammich. Do you guys call if cream cheese or do you call it something really weird? Like, I don't know...
ShadowLykos: ...I'm hungry. Imma make a sammich.
ShadowLykos: I'm enjoying this a lot more than I should be.
ShadowLykos: Insanity is best pony
ShadowLykos: lol jk
ShadowLykos: No sanity! Pls! I fan!
ShadowLykos: And now it's time for a round o- wait, you're not here, so this won't work.
ShadowLykos: I go to tumblr and the first thing I see is 'Is one of these dudes the voice of Lemongrab?'
ShadowLykos: I go to Facebook and the first thing I see is 'Random girl with crappy instagrammed photo changed her profile picture'.
ShadowLykos: I go to twitter and the first thing I see is 'Borscht'.
ShadowLykos: Then again, I already sent it to them, and it didn't get accepted...
ShadowLykos: What if the Earth exploded? Like, it just suddenly exploded. What would happen? Would we all go flying into space or would gravity pull the Earth back together? This is a question for XKCD.
ShadowLykos: I wonder how many messages I've sent you so far. It doesn't matter. As long as I end up with more than 49 messages, I'm good.
ShadowLykos: Hahaha, memes...
ShadowLykos: http://bit.ly/meme11
ShadowLykos: Hmm... now I'm trying to think of something. What if your partner said, "Oranges are better than apples, anyone who likes apples should die."
ShadowLykos: There is never a time when a pony quote is not needed.
ShadowLykos: BUY SOME APPLES
ShadowLykos: Damn, it's five to seven in the morning and I'm already on Wattpad. Mum was right. I am addicted *starts crying* WAAAAAAAAAAAA
ShadowLykos: O-Olivia!? I thought you were asleep!
ShadowLykos: NO!
ShadowLykos: I don't really know what else to say here. Um... do you like fish?
ShadowLykos: Okay, so that might have been a slight exaggeration...
ShadowLykos: Well, that's probably because I live about a billion miles away from you.
ShadowLykos: Hmm... are you asleep? I can't tell...
ShadowLykos: I just woke up, but I don't think you're asleep yet. But don't worry. I won't forget ;)
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Conversations with me and myself
Non-FictionThis is a reply to OliviaLovesSnow's book, 'Conversations with myself...'. Thus it is strongly recommended that you read that book first, which can be found here: http://bit.ly/oliviasnow It would make more sense if you read it from bottom to top. I...
