Aries— I Write Sins, Not Tragedies
Taurus—Nine In The Afternoon
Gemini—That Green Gentleman (things have changed)
Cancer—Camisado
Leo—Emperor's New Clothes
Virgo—Death Of A Bachelor
Libra—This Is Gospel
Scorpio—I Constantly Thank God For Esteban
Sagittarius—Victorious
Capricorn—Miss Jackson
Aquarius—Don't threaten Me With A Good Time
Pisces—There's a good reason these tables are numbered, honey, you just haven't thought of it yet
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Emo Astrology
FanfictionPlease do not take this seriously. I just got bored and started looking up the attributes of the signs, and assigned them to various aspects of the alternative world. Enjoy!