Elvis and Jimmy counting to 69

The Fun Happens

I walked into a room and what I saw was the worst thing you could ever imagine! 2 men doing 69!!! I sneaked close to the bedside then I realized who they were... It was Jimmy and Elvis!!! They stopped and realized I was standing there, I ran as fast as my little legs would go they started chasing me NAKED (straight Idiots) They chased me until I finally lost them. 

Then I saw someone... one of my old teachers... OMG it's  Anthony George Fishburn! So I holler out, Yo Anthony! nowadays he was addicted to Nyan cats for some odd reason. He is wearing a rainbow shirt, galaxy knockoff sneakers, and a tie dye hat sideways.(good ole fishburn).  I think he became a hippie Wait that's kind of cool! maybe he is nice now... hey how you doing? i haven't seen you in years. He replied, man i'm so high I could go for some saladanus! (Salad-Anus). He said to me over the years i've been more attracted to guys and you looking good right now.

That's when I Immediately left and I found a Starbucks, they asked me what I wanted to order, I said a pumpkin spice latte, he said sorry all out of pumpkin spice lattes, well what about a caramel macchiato, he said sorry we don't have that either. So I said fine I will go to a different  Starbucks where they do accept canadians. Immediately he said wait we offer free coffee to Canadians. Ok well can I have that pumpkin spice now?  Of course he said sure. Then I said I thought you didn't have any? He said my mistake, I grabbed my coffee and said your a douchebag  he said give me the coffee and of course I said no! Suddenly a famous youtuber walked in his name was PapyRus, he said what is the problem here? I said this guy right here is gonna give me a free coffee cause I was canadian and he did and before that I asked for the same type of coffee and he said he had none until I said I was canadian. PapyRus replied and said, That's not right..... I say he gets free coffee for life ok? The clerk says ok.

We walk and i'm saying my thanks and he is saying your welcome and soon after that we became friends. We then went our separate ways and I glance and see Jimmy and Elvis they are kissing at the fountain they stop kissing and they start looking around. OMG they saw me and they are walking toward me I start to run and so do they I reached an ally and eventually they follow me in I start running again and I run Into a dead end they walked up on me and cornered me and I get nervous and afraid.