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Obstacles

I arrive at hawaii and see the volcano, it is huge! I fly up to the top of it and I see stairs leading down into the volcano there is edges about 2 feet out in the volcano and I notice that there is a chest down in the center or the volcano I quickly get down there but the problem was getting back up?!?!?!? I could not fly back up because I was too weak, suddenly I received a power of heat resistance and lava breathing, I jumped down into the lava and it did not affect me at all... I swam in the lava and found an exit at the bottom and it led to the ocean,  when I emerged into the water I was gifted the power of water breathing  and swam to the top and then flew to the next destination.

I flew to the Bermuda Triangle and seen a plane crashed on the beach and from the looks of it there is no survivors. Just to make sure I fly down and explore the crashed plane, as I was searching  through the rummage I come across a bloody machete and a mask... It was Jason's!!! I turned around scared for my life and he is standing right behind me! He tilted his head looking confused and suddenly he lifted up his hands and me of course scared for my life is gifted a power of protection, but to my surprise he just wanted a hug. I gave him a hug and it made him cry... I quickly catch a few drops and leave. He follows me like I own him or something which I think is pretty amazing so I let him, eventually I her the sound of debating and I run toward it. It was Donald Trump he is debating on whether or not to make Canadians legal in the U.S and i'm like  excuse me and he looked at me and said you are the reason poverty has started, and then I said you are the reason so many babies are born, didn't your mother ever tell you to stay on birth control? He suddenly started crying and I caught his tears.

I flew home in need of a break from all the places I have been in the past couple of days, but I will continue on my journey the very next day.