Project Rants

Annoying Things

Rant #1:

Here is a list of some of the annoying things that I have had experienced in my life:

●When you're trying to sleep peacefully and your hair keeps getting in your face to the point where you want to rip it off your head.

●When you're trying to brush your hair carefully so it doesn't fall a lot, but it gets tangled so you have to brush the fück out of it angrily and when you finish you'll look like a lion.

●When you're watching a movie or a TV show and there's an adversity every 5 minutes.

●When the adversities are either a waxing product, tampons, cereal.

Sounds like my grocery list.

●When you want to go out, and have this outfit planned out in your in your mind that looks fabulous, but when you wear it you look like a total potato.

●When you're planning to go out with your friends, and when it's the day to go out at all of a sudden everyone is so busy.

I know you hate me, but please go out with me.

●When you're reading something in class and the teacher keeps cutting you off because she's trying to explain what you're saying.

Yes, I was reading in Chinese and not in English.

●When the teacher asks a question and you pretend that you're busy but still chooses you to answer.

Can't you see that I'm so busy looking at this gorgeous ereser?

●When there's this question in every exam that makes you want to jump out of the window.

The light's speed in space is 300000km/s. When was the last time your teacher peed?

●When you're talking with your friend about your favourite band and someone out of nowhere pops in pretending that they know them more than you do.

"Ew, I hate calum with his colorful hair and eyebrow percing".

●When someone keeps bragging about how rich they are.

"My daddy is so rich. He bought me a Ferrari for my birthday but I didn't like the colour so he bought me another one"

●When your friend likes the same band member as you, but you have to like another one cause they'll murder you.

"That's Michael Clifford, my future husband.
Get your own Michael Clifford on eBay."

●When you're shopping somewhere and there are these annoying prices like 79$, as if 79$ is not the same as 80$.

Anothah dollah for meh!

●When your mum won't cook you your favourite meal lol.

●When you show a picture on your phone to your parents and they start switching to see other pictures.

●When you're watching a movie that contains a sexual scene, and your parents walk into your room when that scene begins.

●When you're in your room singing and feeling like a super star and your parents walk into your room and be like "Shut up, you sound like a suffocating hoarse."

You just lost yourself a free ticket to my future concert.

●When summer starts and you have to shave again lol.

●When you want to buy a luxurious apartment like the one that Taylor Swift has, but you can barley afford a toothpaste.

●When you're on tumblr and you see someone that's gorgeous and you're just here standing there like "...Nice weather."

●When you're reading a fanfiction and the main character falls in love with her bully.

Yes, he beats the fück out of me but I love him.

Cause love is blind. Right?

So that's it! For now.

If you liked this please comment which one relates to you.

Also comment what my next rant should be about :)

Hope you enjoyed!

-D