Cooking 101 with 2PM

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Taecyeon: Okay boys, even though I'm probably gonna kill a person just by standing next to them, I am the ultimate beast is the kitchen

Nichkhun: That's what you said last time

Junho: And you actually killed someone

Wooyoung: You killed your own plant dammit who puts cooking oil in a plant pot

Taecyeon: I read it somewhere kay, anyway we are gonna make fried rice-

Jun.K: Honestly I only trust Khunnie's cooking

Chansung: Can we add bananas to it

Taecyeon: Okay all of you shuddap who is the smartest here?

Everyone: Nichkhunnie

Taecyeon: Okay fair enough, anyway first Junho go cook the rice, Wooyoung chop the onions and Khunnie season and stuff.

Jun.K and Chansung: What about us?

Taecyeon: Channy my baby boy you can just sleep like the good boy you are and hyung you can go over the mountains and fight a lion for our meat and after that go through the poison bush of death to get some berries and then go to the river of doom to get some water.

Jun.K: ....

Chansung: 'Already preparing for nap time'

Jun.K: Well see you when I see you guys, don't replace me as your brilliant leader.

*leaves*

Everyone: Kay who do we elect as leader

Chansung: How about Jackson-

Jun.K: 'Flawless' I am back and better than ever what did I miss

Chansung: Dammit.

Nichkhun: Alright *takes out 10 course meal for king* here is lunch guys eat up or else I'm gonna smack your bumbums

Junho: NUUUUU MY BUTT HAS TO BE PROTECTED

Sehun: Your Jubooty not as good as my Sebooty

A/N: WRONG BOOK GET OUT SEHUN

Sehun: Peace out bitches gonna go to China to find Luhan.

Wooyoung: Wait you shit get me outta here *hops onto sehuns rainbow hair and flies off*

Taecyeon: Alright and THATS how you bake a chocolate cake, try this at home kids, without parental guidance! 

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Woah this was a really old chapter that I held onto since the start, just that I never updated this and left it unfinished



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