Juan and Carlos

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Juan: It's la policia!!!!!
Carlos: Run Juanito!!!!!
Policia: TE VOY A CHINGAR!!!!
Juan: Quick in the tunnel!!!
Carlos: (yells at policia) COME MIS CHANCLAS!!! (Chucks chanclas at policia)
Policia: NOOOOOO!!! Not the chanclas!!!!!!(get hit in the face and falls)

Then Juan and Carlos enter the tunnel

There were 2 barrels  and many keys

Carlos: We have to pick the right barrel
Carlos picks the right barrel (unfortunately it was not the right one
El chapo popped out of the barrel holding a bag of "Sugar"

El Chapo: Hola... Want some coco?
Juan: If you no talking tacos I don't want to talk!( smacks the sugar out of El chapos hand )

El Chapo: >:( TE VOY A CHINGAR TE CON UN SITARON!!!!!
El Chavo appeared out of the other barrel

El Chavo: Bueno pero no te Nojes

To be continued

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