The Fake Date

-Prologe-

Louis, the boss of his proud pizzeria was worried. One of his employees came up to him and said,

"Sir! That man has been coming here every night scaring a girl away! She'll never come back after that experience!"

"Are you sure you don't want her to yourself?" Louis says smugly.

"Haha... Funny boss. Seriously though we need to do something about it."

"Alright, alright."

Louis grabbed a cloth to wipe a table. He approached the table beside the man who'd been scaring the customers away.

"Another one of your side hoes as you kids say now?" Louis says casually as he wipes down the table.

The girl immediately spits her drink onto the boy and splashed her drink in his face for good measure and stomped away.

The boy laughed dryly and wiped his face.

"You need more than that to scare me away old man."

Louis just shrugged. "Why do you keep coming here with another girl? I mean don't you want to take your dates somewhere else?" Louis asked.

"Nope, not until I get bad luck here then I'm out forever. But that hasn't happened yet so I'll continue."

Now it was the boss' turn to dryly laugh.

"Please boy. Just go somewhere else, yeah?"

"Please do call me Jacob, and I'll be seeing you tomorrow..." He looked at Louis's name tag.

"Louis."

"Wait a second Jacob I have an offer."

Jacob was curious now.

"What is it?"

"I know a girl you surely can't please here. You agree with me right? Since your so confident in your luck here."

"Alright now what's the offer?"

"If you can please her, you can stay as long as you want and you get free pizza for a week. If you don't you don't I don't want seeing your face again or I'll even call the cops."

Jacob laughed, "game on."

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