me: *drops phone*
OH SHHHHTTTT MOTHER FFFFFFFFUUUU WHAT WOULD MY MOM SAY IF IT CRACKED OMFG I MIGHT AS WELL INVITE EVERYONE I KNOW TO MY FUNERAL BYE CRUEL WORLD
*picks up phone*
nvm it's not broken haha I'm ok now lmao

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