The Emma Farce

(all of the songs are not mine and shall have the owner name or the singer next to it.)

It was raining on the day of the funeral of Dr. Vermilion ; the one who is crying melodramatically is Mrs. Vermilion; then to her left is her daughter, Dawn Vermilion, who tried to comfort her.

MRS.VERMILION: i can't believe it, what will we do!?

DAWN: now mother, you know just because Damian is sick doesn't mean you don't have a child who can work, now dry your tears.

MRS.VERMILION: (sniff) alright (blows into the handkerchief)

Dawn took the handkerchief with disgust and got out of the room.

And then a woman who was the "nurse" of Dr. Vermilion, Charlotte Jones, has entered the room

there's always a woman By  Carol Burnett & Ruthie Henshall (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQQ15iRG0ZA)

MRS. VERMILION : (waves at Charlotte) there's always a woman, to spoil the illusion.

the rotten banana that ruins the bunch.

it's always a woman who causes confusion.

There's nothing as low as a woman.

we must lunch.

CHARLOTTE: love to.

MRS. VERMILION: tomorrow.

CHARLOTTE: Never.

MRS. VERMILION: Perfect

(change places)

CHARLOTTE: there's always a woman, the one disappointment.

the tune that goes sour and gums up the show.

the ant at the picnic.

the fly in the ointment.

there's nothing as low as a woman.

i should go.

MRS. VERMILION: Don't.

CHARLOTTE: really?

MRS. VERMILION: stay.

CHARLOTTE: thanks.

MRS. VERMILION: a minute.

BOTH: it's always a woman, the counterfeit check.

CHARLOTTE: the snake in the woodpile.

MRS. VERMILION: the pain in the neck.

BOTH: the sand in the oyster that isn't the pearl.

there's nothing as low as a woman.