pretty//phan

two - news

[dan's pov]

   when i say this, phil looks at me in surprise, and i laugh inwardly. cutie.

   'in 2009, when we met, both phil and i were depressed (@freedom_believe😏) i've seen a lot of fanfiction where it is just me that is depressed, but, truth is, it was both of us. and even though phil was depressed, he made it his mission to put on a brave face and try to cure my depression before his own. i could never repay him for that...'

   'so, we're gonna go on our honeymoon to japan in a couple days, but we also wanted to share with you our other news...'

   phil runs off-camera (@freedom_believe😏) and picks up sarah, our little girl, bringing her over to sit on his lap. she giggles, and i realise that she is holding the shiba inu toy we got her when we adopted her. i smile at her, beam at phil and turn to the camera.

   'so, this is our little girl sarah. she's four years old, and we adopted her last year. her full name is sarah irony howell-lester, if you wanted to know...'

   'dan!' phil swats me with his hand and bursts out laughing. 'that's actually true, but only because i trusted dan to fill in the birth certificate... god, why did we never change that?!'

   'because it's the best name ever and you lovvee it,' i say, batting my eyes at him, and he laughs.

   'we also adopted baby dil quite recently, but he's sleeping now, so we're not gonna wake him up. anddddd...'

   'oh my frickin god phil, we have like so much news,' i laugh. ' so basically, we're married, we've got two kids, a shiba inu that we named chester, and we're moving into a house. a real live house. so, there you go.'

   'so yeah, as we said, we're going on our honeymoon tomorrow, with the kids, so we won't be uploading for like, um, two weeks? but after we'll post like a honeymoon vlog thing, kinda like we did for the making of the book...'

  'we'll miss ya. bye, internet!'

   'bye!'