Dan is not on fire was scrolling thru Tumblr on his super cool macbook becase he was super cool rich and he saw a sexy video edit that made him vvvvv horny and so he called Fil to his sofa crease so he could tell him what he saw.
" Amazing Fil," he called.
" Yes, Dan is not on fire?" Fil asked.
" I am so horny please look at my macbook" Dan is not on fire moaned.
Fil looked at Dan is not on fire's macbook. " Wow Dan is not on Fire I am so horny 2. " he moaned.
" Yes we can be horny together, " Dan is not on fire moaned.
" Yes we can be porn." Fil moaned.
" No porn is bad, Amazing Fil. " Dan is not on fire moaned.
" I'm sorry Dan is not on fire I will not do porn with you. " Fil moaned.
" Ok it's ok Amazing Fil, I am ok with porn but only with U. " Dan moaned.
" Wow! Okay! Let's do porn I am vvvvvv horny omg! " Amazing Fil moaned.
" Omg me too!" Dan is not on fire moaned.
Fil and Dan went to the kitchen and took out their cucumbers and meat.
" Are you ready Dan is not on fire?" Amazing Fil moaned.
" I am vvvvv ready Amazing Fil." Dan is not on fire moaned.
Amazing Fil began to unwrap his cucumber, and slowly began to slice it on his chopping board.
" Oh yes Dan is not on fire this is so fun." he moaned.
" Oh yes omg," Fil is not on fire moaned as he began to massage his meat.
Dan is not on fire began to skin his cucumber.
" Dan is not on fire, do you like your meat finely done or medium rare? " Amazing Fil moaned.
" Oh yes medium rare please Fil!" Dan is not on fire moaned.
