I was hanging with my reptilian family, we were watching cringy minecraft animations. My mom told me to go to my room because I was a failure of a son, I walked to my room crying. I prayed to my senpai JoeysWorldTour, he was eating some Big Macs. I wish he ate me like that. I blushed from the thought of him, I got into my Pepe onesie and went to sleep. Just when I hopped into bed my doggo hopped on my bed, I heard something outside, a grill peaked out. She said in a loud voice 'GIVE ME YOUR DOGGO!' I knew who she was when she said she wanted my dog, she was Whitney Winconsin. She jumped through my window into my room, I squealed. I heard a car drive into my driveway and heard a beautiful sound 'Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu!' I knew that that sound was coming from JoeysWorldTour, he jumped in through the window squishing Whitney Winconsin. He looked at me and said 'Let me eat you.' I blushed and I said he can. He slowly took off my Pepe onesie and saw that a had a boner, when he saw it he said 'Wu Wu Wu Wu Wu, you're already pretty hard' he then started sucking on my dick like it was an extra long buttery cheeseburger from Burger King. He said 'release your Mayo inside my mouth.' I was enjoying it so much that I released a lot of Mayo in his mouth, he asked me what made me really aroused. I whispered 'hampsters.' 'What was that?' He said. 'I-i like hampsters. He jumped out of my window into his car and drove off, I knew he thought I was weird. A few minutes later I heard a car in my driveway, I went to take a look and saw Joey with a bag. I couldn't see what was in the bag. He jumped through my window and put me in doggy style position. I saw him with a tube. 'W-what are you going to do with that tube?' He didn't say anything. He pulled down my pants and put the tube in my asshole. I was crying from the pain. I then heard squeaking in the bag. He pulled out a hampster and put it into the tube. The hampster crawled in my ass. I felt it moving around and noticed WHAT THE HELL, THIS STORY IS MESSED. Ok thanks for reading I guess, gonna kms now
