If Hunger Games and I Am Number 4 ever met;
John: Heyyy
Katniss: Wazzup
John: Not much, just saved Lorien and killed lots of Mogadorians.
Katniss: Impressive. We just freed the Districts and killed Snow and Coin.
Marina: You killed snow?! But it's so beautiful!?
Peeta: No, he's an evil person who brainwashed me into thinking my now wife is evil, and killed Katniss' only sister--
Katniss: That was Coin.
Peeta: Not the point.
Six: You guys are really messed up...
Katniss: Excuse me?
Sam: Guys, I think we should-
Marina: Not now!!
Sam: I just want to say-
John, Six, Marina: NOT NOW!
Katniss: Talk about us being messed up.
Nine: Where da food at?
