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If you are prone to slightly pyromaniacle tendencies and enjoy reading something with a sense of humour, i suggest that you read on

Medieval fire: good

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by Inewton1

by Inewton1

Burn crops:

Warm all night.

Burn village:

warm all year:

Fire good.

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Girlfriend witch:

set fire:

fire good.

Girlfriend bitch:

set fire:

fire good.

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King face army:

set fire:

win war...

Fire good.

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New crop:

set fire:

eat toast:

fire good.

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Blacksmith awesome

Blacksmith use fire:

Fire good!