Haha I just got bored one day and decided to write this... I'm a weird person so don't judge please :D thanks
also please vote because i want to actually win for something :)
The dinosaur is out! XD
If I had a time machine I would go back in time to before the British had discovered Australia. I would bring a whole lot of Aboriginal people with me so they could talk to the original natives and tell them that I wanted to save them from the British assholes that were coming to kill them off and steal their country. I would also bring a whole lot of snipers and those kinds of people with me so that when the British came we would shoot holes in their boats and if they tried to shoot back we would not die because we would have bullet proof vests! >:D Then if they came to shore I would be able to talk to them and say that there were already people here and that unless they wanted to be nice to the natives they would go back to England and tell them that we'd kill them if they came here with bad intentions (I would say this in a British accent so they could understand me better). I would have also brought a lot of things from the future like batteries, toilets, radios etc. so then I would go to England and sell “my” inventions to them and get lots of money. Then because it was really old money to the future people then it would be really valuable and I would become a fucking billionaire!!!!!!!!! Also all “my” inventions would all be like solar or something so the people would learn about how good solar is and how it’s better than coal power so then when I go back to my own time the world would be a much cleaner and awesomer place. :) and then i would go even further back in time save the dinosaurs by shooting the asteroid with a giant missile launcher >:D
:D The End :D
