"Hay guuuuuurl!" A voice cumz up. Fabu cat lokz up from digging an finz a gray cat loking down at her. It wuz her bestie! Pretty Cat. "OMG HAY BES FRAN! HOW U DOIN?" "I FIN GURL! WHATCHU DOIN DIGGING UP NIVES AND STUFFZ???" Fabu cats smiles. "IMMA TEACH DEM CATZ HOW 2 FITE! DEY NEED 2 GIT DERE OLD LAND BACK OR SOMETHING. I WASN'T LISINING LOL" Pretty cat laffs. "LOL U CRAY GURLLL! IMMA HELP U! GIMME SOM NIVES YA CRAZY KITTY"
So dey git da nives and start walking back 2 da fontin. All da catz talk for a bit, but eventually dey git 2 taining. Dey tain for a loooooong tim. Dey lerned fasssssss doh. So dat gud. After all da taining is dun, dey reddy. Fabu cat leeds dem out of da fontin. She jumpz on2 da fontin an yowlz loudly." NOW, WE SHAL GO IN2 BATTL. WE WIL CUM OUT VICTORIUS! WE WIL BE PROUD OFF OUR BATTL SCARZ AND WALK WIT PRIDE! WE WILL DEFEET DEM!" Da crowd hardly understood wat she sed, but dey yowled in aggrement. Et wuz probz somting smart. Probz. Fabu Cat smilez az she leedz dem 2 da forest. Dey luved her. She luved dem. All da luv.
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