"Kanye Tweets your Sign would probably tweet as well"
Aries: "I could never do a stand up 'cause I tell jokes better when I'm sitting"
Taurus: "You may be talented but you're not Kanye West"
Gemini: "I wish I had a friend like me"
Cancer: "I hate when I'm on flight and I wake up to a water bottle next to me like oh great now I have to responsible for this water bottle..."
Leo: "It's 1 am and I can't stop thinking about myself..."
Virgo: "I think Twitter was designed specifically with me in my mind just my humble opinion hahhhahaaaahaaa humble hahahaahahaaahaa"
Libra: "Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I'm looking to have a conference... not until I get the table though"
Scorpio: "My favorite unit of measurement is 'a shit load'"
Sagittarius: "Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring at a mirror for 20 minutes?"
Capricorn: "Not smiling makes me smile"
Aquarius: "I was chilling with this white girl having a conversation and she cut me off and said.. Hold up... I thought you didn't like us?!"
Pisces: "Sometimes I get emotional over fonts..."
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His tweets are legit funny though XD
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Zodiac Signs
RandomZodiac Signs. Zodiac Facts. Scenarios. And Random stuff. All with a touch of charm & humour. Note: This book is not made to offend anyone or their signs (Zodiac pride)- I give total credit to the internet because this is where I get my facts. And...
