Randomness part 3

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Randomness 1

Hellbent:would you like somethings to drink

He opened the fridge 

Hellbent:we got water,milk,juice, spiders,dr.pepper-

Pringle:spiders?

Hellbent:spiders it is then

Pringle:no that wasn't 

But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders 

Pringle:OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY SPIDERS!!!

Randomness 2

Little D.M.B: my I use the restroom 

Teacher:for what?

Little D.M.B: ..TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what you think I'm gonna do!

Randomness 3

Dolan:on phone hello police I need ur help

Police:what is it

Dolan: 2 girls are fighting over me

Police:yea so

Dolan:the ugly one is Winning 

Randomness 4

Mellisa:Dolan you where drunk last night again 

Dolan:HEY NO I WAS NOT

Mellisa:you walked up to a semi-truck and said "I know your secret Optimus prime"

Dolan:you know his secret too?

Melissa:,,...

Randomness 5

Sleepover at shima'so home at 12:0

Little Dolan: blanket on to hot blanket off too cold one leg out PERFECT 

Little Hellbent:unless if a demon from paranormal activity  grabs your leg and pulls you down the hall

Little Dolan:...leg in

Randomness 6

Melissa calls Shima

Missed call

Shima:hello did u call.....WHAT DID YOU JUST DIE THE LAST MINUTE!!

Randomness 7

Shima:do you wanna build a snowman

Hellbent:FUCK NO, you know I hate that song

Dolan:aw come on dude why don't you just "let it go"

Hellbent:I will murder you both 

Pppppppft I have no idea :pppp XD




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