Hi My mini pies!! So I decided to update!! I will update when I feel. Not to sound greedy but can you please follow @mrsstypayhormaltom I want her to reach 1k by September 13th. Niall Horans birthday and her second year on Wattpad. If one person follows her... I will update twice a week. Two people, three times. 3, 4 times. 5 or more, EVERYDAY!!
Please do not send hate. Im doing this for pure humour. For a laugh. Also read Hi! it's my new story. It's fun to write. See you in like 1 minute!!
O-M-G-
Nathan was riding his bike along a trail and he heard something squish under his tire!! Oh-No! *Over dramatic gasp* He skids to a stop and gets off the bike.
He puts the kickstand in place and goes to see what he ran over. It's poop. "DAD!!!!! COME HERE!!!!" He yells as loud as be can.
"What's Wrong Nathan?" His dad comes walking next to him. "I got poop on my tires!!" He whines. "O-M-G." his dad squeals in fright.
He goes running off into the house and Nathan comes after him.
Nathan slides open the door and pushes through. "What's Wrong dad." He sits down next to his scared father. "IT WAS POOP!" Be Cries. "So? It's just poop. We can clean it." He says. "JUST POOP?!"
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God. What's wrong with you? I just want to be lad alone! hahah. SOWWY. Please read hi! It is all for humour and too cheer you up. Maybe throw up but Oops. It happens!! Follow @mrsstypayhormaltom 1k by September 13th Pwease?! Bye my Mini Pies!!
- Pie Master
