Srry for the late update peeps. it took me a really long time to get ouver the loss of... mr.fluffies, my gold fish...
anyways, here it is;
I wake up. In the lap of JAKE. EMILYS BOYFRIEND, NOT STEVE. I GET UP AND I SMACK HIM "WHAT IS UR PROB' I YE;LL AT HIM I AM ANGRY WITH RAGEEE AND ANGER I SMACK HIM AGAIN BUT THEN I WAKE UP IN REAL LIFE AND I AM ON STEVES LAP I LAUGH AND THEN MY INSTENCTS GET ME.
I SMEELL A WENDYS TWO MILES AWAY MY SENSES TINGLE AND I JUMP OUT OF THE CAR. I MAKE A CRAWLING BREAK FOR IT. MY HANDS BOUNCE OFF THE PAVEMENT AND MY FEET DRAG BEHYIND. AS I VICIOUSLY CRAWL ON ALL 4'S I LOOK TO MY LEFT AND SEE EMILY CRAWLING TOO. I LAUGH
IN LESS THEN 1 MINUET WE ARE ALREADY IN THE PARKING LOT OF WENDYS AND I REFJOICE. WE KEEP CRAWLING ANUNTIL WE MAKE IT TO THE COUNTER. WE JUMP OVER IT AT THE SAME TIME WE RUN BACK AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EEAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EATAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EATEAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT MY FACE FILLS WITH GREASE IN MY PORES AND EMILY IS STUFFING HAMBURGERS DOWN HER SLEEVES AND THEN WE EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT I FEEL HEAVENLY. EMILY DUMPED ALLTHE GREASE OUT FROM THE FRIERS AND IS MAKING A GREASE ANGLE AND I JUMP IN AND MAKE ONE TOOOOO.
WHEN IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A GREASE ANGLE, 1D WALKS IN THE RESTURAUNT.
I STOP AND LEAP OVER THE COUNTER AND CRAWL OVER TO THEM AND SNIFF THEM ONE AT A TIME. I HOWL AND EMILY COMES OVER. WE DO WHAT WE SHOULD 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WE KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION OURSELVES
