This is literally my dad. Since I am on holidays, I get to stay home, but dad still has to go to work. Mum has already gone to work but this is what happened this morning:
My brother: Dad, when are you going to go to work?
Dad: Soon... Maybe five or ten minutes.
Me: Dad, it's ten past eleven and you said that an hour ago... And you said that you would go at ten... -.-
