Gorillaz x Reader

2D 1{Haylo}

2D #1

There. The lazy ass you had called 'blud' for countless years. There he was, he was sitting at his computer clicking away at his mouse. The only thing you saw were weird little blocks and pixel animals. How, how in the world, could a game like this ever be considered 'fun'? It looks boring and... There was no music playing! That's just terrible, a game without music is a bland one.

You decided on trying to bring his attention away from the computer and to you. "'Ey, 2D?" No answer. "Stupot?" Still no answer. Was he so absorbed in his fantasy that he couldn't pay attention to you for a moment? "'Ey! You better be listening to me, blud! Or I'll rip that blue hair right out of your head!" He jumped suddenly and spun around his chair.

He seemed surprised. "(Name)? 'Ow long 'ave you been there? You scared th' wits outa me ya know. I thought.. I thought you were that bloody whay-oh again." He shivered and closed his eyes, covering them with his hands.

You really did feel bad for scaring him ike that. While flipping a switch on his 'donkatron', you ran your fingers through his soft hair trying to comfort him. The machine called the 'donkatron' kept the whales away, and as you should knoe, poor 2D is more afraid of them than anything else in the world. A sad fear, whales shouldn't be so scary to someone.

2D grabbed you around the waist and picked you up for a hug, not that he was trying to make a move on you or anything, but he is a very tall young man. He can't help but make things a little awkward. "'E-ey... Blud? I'm.. I'm scared.. Are you sure that the whay-oh's gone? Really gone? I don't want him to com get me..."

"You're fine, love, see I'll just close the curtains and-" You jumped back with an ear-splitting squeal, the whale was suddenly back and it scared the living crap out of you how fast it had come. You landed on 2D with a thud and had to take a break a moment before unburrying your face from his shirt and sitting up right.

2D pulled you behind him to hide under his bed. You both lay shaking. "S-see?! They're scary!" Nothing was said until he remembered the earlier conversation. "Why do you hate Minecraft, bluuud?" He grinned, and so the torture began.