My lunch was pretty much what you would expect from a school. I mean it was horrible, no doubt but hey it's food (kind of). None the less I sat and observed what horrors I would be sticking into my body today. There was... OW! I looked over at my friends and then at my arm and than noticed the residue of a frozen strawberry on my GIGANTIC MUSCLES. (Just to clarify I'm 5'3 and I'm 10...oh and I'm single ladies.) Anyhow, I walked over to my friends where Kyle had thrown up on the table after concentrating to hard on his burger trying to lift it with the force. Joey had passed out doing the same thing, Paulie had lipstick all over his face, Sarah had no lipstick left on her lips, and Jen had found a stick and was chewing on it while drooling all over the table. So that was normal but then I saw it. Time baby sat at my feet. This was no ordinary time baby it had to stop time speak because it puts cracks in space time normally. Me and time baby had beef, when we were in preschool I hogged all of baby food at lunch so he casted a spell on me that made me inflate rapidly. I felt a wave of terror come over me, and Time baby began to chant"INHALE THE MEMES EXHALE THE MEME INJECT THE MEMES INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM Time baby then disappeared and I returned to my day secretly terrified. Still recovering from the time baby incident I heard a faint noise as I turned to see the silhouette of a large man child. The window then smashed and an ear piercing screech could be heard."HUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEH" I then greeted the man child. "Hey mike" Now this was no ordinary man baby this was my friend man baby. His brain wasn't fully developed so he communicates with short cries. It was sad but also nice to know I had a friend to talk too. I went over to Jen to see if she had woken up. She had fully recovered from the short coma she called a nap. My brother Kyle rolled into the scene on a upside down Segway which had meme police written on it in dark blue magic marker. He flipped on his glasses and said firmly in a mid-tone (INSERT PUN HERE.) I could see the veins in his neck pulsing. I was embarrassed at the situation so I started to throw the residue from my beef sandwich at him while squeezing my nut sack hard enough to create a noise that made his ears bleed. I began to throw baby livers at his head which left splashes of red and oddly pink all over his face. I had to resist the temptations of the memories I had with senpai. Time began to blur and the next thing I knew I was on the street from candy land, but the the gumdrops and lollipops were replaced with tubs of black tar Mexican heroine and people getting stabbed with forks. When I woke up I saw hexadecimalatronacorn sitting in front of me and all of my friends riding on it. The beautiful beast beckoned me forth. But before I could touch it I got shaken awake by my friend.
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