One day a loner in love walked towards bananas in pajamas to Wonderland. Because James Bourne's psycho girl that danced terribly on the intergalactical frisbee, and fell to her death. This meant that James was devastated, but Dougie Poynter found the bass that had magic tentacles that touched millions of fans. This confused him which meant that he also fell off the cliff and died.
The DeLorean went so fast that it smashed the bass, meaning that Harry Judd dried loads of tears which melted Transylvania.
So Tom Fletcher laughed hysterically and sung Air Guitar because Matt Willis hugged the Queen and stole diamonds at Buckingham palace for no reason whatsoever. But suddenly Danny Jones started stripping and ran naked all night. Policemen chased Danny all the way to Loserville.
When Marty McFly back flipped off the Queen, who was a monster that Killed Biff Tannen at 3am with a crowbar. Biff Tannen used to fix children's nightmares about psycho girls and surfer babes in the year 3000 on hoverboards.
At 23:59 they discovered a dawsons geek crashed the wedding. But Dougie came back to life! Yay!
