"OMIGOD YOUR PAUL MCCARTNEY!!!!" I screamed!
"Shhhh." He silently hissed.
"Im sorry your just you know you! I said excitedly.
"Yes, yes i am Paul McCartney." He said sounding annoyed that someone noticed him.
"Well what you doin out here Paul in this nowhere record shop." I said
"What a man cant come to a record shop anymore?" He said.
"Nope didnt you see the sign no oldies aloud." I said.
"Oh well im sorry didnt know i had the town smartass in front of me." Paul said sarcastically
"We are goin to your concert you know. We won tickets over the radio!" Eleanor said before i could open my mouth again.
"Ah so your the lucky ticket winners eh? Well congrats girls you now get to see Paul McCartney twice." Paul said.
"Where is Ringo?" Eleanor said.
"Oh well i dont know me and him dont exactly hang out as much as we use to. But i believe he is already back at the hotel getting ready." Paul said scratching his chin.
"Oh." Eleanor said sounding disappointed.
"So im assuming your a Ringo fan." Paul said detecting the disappointment in her voice.
"Yeah." Eleanor said blushing.
"Well you will get to see him to night after the show. Maybe you could come before the show to if it was ok with your parents." Paul said.
"OMIGOD FOR REAL!!!!" Lucy screamed.
"Well if its ok with your parents you can. You can just come down in about an hour and i will come down all let all you lads in." Paul said.
"That would be awesome but do we need somethin in case you arent there or something shitty like that happens ." I said.
That kinda shit happened to me all the time. Wouldnt be surprised if somethin like that happened.
"Well I suppose i could write a note or something like that." He said as he took out a piece of paper and scribbled on it. "Here just show em this if i aint there and ask where me dressin room is."
"Thanks!" We all said in unison.
"Come on lets get outta here we got stuff to do and im sure Paul wants to be alone and get a good record. Bye paul." I said sounding nonchalant.
"Ok that was pretty fuckin awesome guys. " i said with a grin. "WAIT I DIDNT EVEN GET A RECORD MY LIFE IS OVER!" I said dramatically and dropped to my knees.
"Come in drama queen we gotta go get dressed." Michelle said rolling her eyes
"What do you mean im dressed." I said looking at what i was wearing. I was just wearing my black skinny jeans and beatle shirt with no shoes.
"Oh honey honey we gonna get you dressed right." Lucy said with a smirk.
"WHAT NO! DONT TOUCH ME!!" I said and ran but they followed me and tackled me and started to drag me away. "you cant do this! RAPE!" I shouted. Unfortunately no one really looked because they were use to my shannagins. I lowered my head in defeat.
"Haha i finally am gonna put make-up on you." Lucy said excitedly.
"Not over my dead body." I said.
"I guess we will just strap you down then." Eleanor said with a laugh.
"Nope nope nope nopety nope bitches." I said.
We went over to Michelle's house because apparently she had the most make-up and shit. They were barely about to get me to stay still to do make-up and hair. Then they started pullin out skirts.
"Aw hell no. Guys im not wearin a shirt Paul is old im not goin to impress anyone." I said annoyed.
"So it doesnt hurt to look nice." Eleanor said.
"Well guys i hate to go away but im afraid i have to piss." I said.
"Cant you have any manners?" Michelle said.
"Nope and i know all of you dont have that much knowledge of manners either." I said with a big grin.
"Fine you two minutes then and we WILL be timing you." Lucy said.
"Ok" i said and went into the bathroom. But of course I didnt have to piss. I opened the window and climbed down the wall and ran. I heard them open the door and see that i was gone and ran after me. "Haha you'll never catch me!" I said triumphantly. I had such a good lead they would never catch me. I ran all the way home and locked my door. I didnt hear any banging after a minute so i went to the kitchen. "MUMMM!" I screamed. I found a note.....
Penny,
Ill be workin late tonight have fun at the concert! Dont get pregnant!
Love You,
Mom
......
"Omigod i cant believe my mom." I thought to myself and mentally slapping myself. I went upstairs and got all the gunk off m ave and hair. "I guess i could run a comb threw my hair and put on better pants" i though to myself. I went and combed my hair and put on some better pants with sone flip flops. "Welp lets do it!" I said to myself in the mirror. I walked out with sone cash and headed back to the record shop where we had all agreed to meet.
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Ok so i am extremely sorry i havent updated. Just been busy an lazy i promise ill try and update more often for whoever reads this and make it less crappy.
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