Demons Can't Feel Love, Right?... (Billdip) [UNDER HEAVY EDITING]

What Does He Want Now?

      "DIPPER!" Stan shouted for his nephew from the Mystery Shack's gift shop. Dipper was watching reruns of Duckdective in the T.V. Room while eating a box of Chipackers.
"Ugh." Dipper groaned as he set his snack down and paused the T.V. He knew that his Gruncle had another chore for him. "COMING!" Dipper walked into the gift shop which was flooded with customers and went over to Stan, making sure that he had his journal and straightened out his hat.
"I need you to go out to the woods and hang up more signs, someone took all of the signs that you hung up before so you have to do it again." Stan said as he dropped a stack of wooden signs on Dipper's arms. "Ow!" Dipper whimpered as some of the wooden signs cut open some of the wounds he had received early that week from when the dream demon had possessed him.
"Do I have to Gruncle Stan?" Dipper asked. "Yes, now hurry up. You better be back before dark because I'm not going out there to look for you." Stan replied as he pushed the young boy out of the door. Dipper stumbled a bit, but then walked off into the woods groaning and mumbling in annoyance of all the stupid chores he was forced to do by his Great-uncle Stan.
"Why do I have to do everything? Can't Mabel do something for a change?" Dipper said to himself as he hammered a nail into a tree deep in the forest.
"Well well well well well well well! Look what we have here, 'lil Pinetree now out of the Shack." The dream demon known as Bill Cipher said as he appeared in a human form and began to float around Dipper. "Uh-!" Dipper said as he jumped back in surprise. "W-what are you doing here? What do you want now?!"
"What?" Bill asked with a grin. "Can't I just say 'Hi' to my favorite sack of flesh?" Dipper turned away in annoyance of the now human-looking triangle and began to hang more signs. "Go away, Bill." Dipper grumbled.
"Aw, come on you missed me. Admit it!" Bill said as he began to pinch the 12 year old's cheeks. Dipper smacked at his hand and yelled at the demon, "Hey, don't touch me! You've done enough to me already!"
Bill smirked, remembering his most recent deal with the human, "Hey, Pinetree. " "What?" Dipper asked as he turned to him. "Say that you missed me." Bill commanded as he snapped his finger while floating on his back in front of Dipper.
Suddenly, Dipper could not control what he said and bursted out saying, "I missed you, Bill." Dipper clutched his mouth in surprised and horror as he looked at Bill with widened eyes.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!" Dipper screamed at Bill as he released his own mouth. Bill laughed as Dipper began to try an attack him. "Stop that." Bill chuckled as he snapped his fingers again. Dipper was then forced to stop his attack, "Uh-! Stop that!"
"What, you're the one who made the deal that allowed me to do this. " Bill said with an evil and seductive grin. "W-what?!" Dipper asked in fear. "I-I haven't made a deal with you since the day you tricked me into you possessing my body!"
        Bill laughed as he floated upside down and became extremely close to Dipper's face, "Oh but you have. Remember that dream of yours last night that involved you making a deal with Red? Welp that was just me invading that tiny human mind of yours."
        Dipper eyes widened once more with fear and anger, "YOU DID WHAT?!" "Don't worry kid, I won't make you do anything TO bad," Bill said as he behind the nervous boy and whispered into his ear, "Unless you want it...."