Winthrop and the Ginger Deviant Fox

Falling down the ladder

"Oh shit I'm really doing this dumb idea I've really fallen down the ladder of humanity huh, sighs, Well since I'm doing these video diaries now I might as introduce myself."

As I smooth out wrinkles on my jeans "I'm Josselyn or Joss Winthrop and my life could be considered a lifetime movie, but before we come to present day let's go back three damn years too see if I can figure out how I got back here for the third time. Yes you heard right the THIRD TIME, ugh get a seat and some snacks, because I'm telling you this in full detail so maybe you could me figure out why this is happening to me AGAIN!" I walk around the camera I just turned on.

I slump down in the chair I set in the middle of my dorm and stare at the camera lens and mumble "Might as well begin....... This time loop that I'm stuck in started back in 2013..."

"My sophomore year in college I'd never been so stressed and exhausted in my life. The jokes really are true for college even the one that says "When you blink and you're failing 4 classes even though you're only taking 2". Yeah it might not be completely accurate but the message is sure as hell true. Although life wasn't so bad besides me failing three classes that I paid 400 dollars each for that semester and the fact I had just had been having an acne breakout for two months, it was awful.

On to the then good part I had a beautiful girlfriend, Francis, she was an ultra femme always wearing dresses with cardigans unless it was summer some called her 'the library's hidden beauty', but really her name is Francis Bonhomme. Not to mention she knew her way around the sheets, what the others didn't know is she watched 10 hours of porn every two days she'd say it's for research and honestly she did study them and her studying really paid off. I had met her in the Hawthorn library, which is the college's I was then attending library, in the LGBT section trying to find a book on genders so I could have "credible" textual evidence as my professor said we needed and my topic was on gender fluidity and considering I am in fact gender fluid I could put as much of my two cents in on the damn presentation and the professor would have to just fucking deal with it. Who the hell did he think he was mis-gendering me any and I do mean any chance he got and I was certain as hell to make a shiny ass presentation, SURE to blow back his homophobic ego down! If I had a dime for every time he told me I was a girl and I couldn't change my gender day to day I would have enough money to make an invention that lets me change my sex as I please UGH, bastard!

Anyway back to what I was saying library, gender fluidity, book.... AH right we reached for the same book and I glared at her and she snatched it and ran the opposite direction towards the librarians' desk and I ran after her yelling in hushed whispers "You ass I need that book."

She looked back at me once and smirked and I had to admit she was very attractive with pin up hair and winged eyeliner that had such an on fleek look with it matched some ruby red lipstick that made her, or rather what I saw of her in a glimpse, greyish eyes stand out I could have sworn she had a glint in one eye when she smirked at me. Well after my very short thought of 'HOT DAMN' I realized I was an track beast during high school and I still trained about once a week during that year to stay in shape, so I side smiled and picked up the pace, but as if she anticipated my quickness she darted into a neighboring aisle of biology books slowing me down a bit as I had to bend into the turn so I wouldn't crash into the book shelves. By the time I got there she was nowhere to be found and I was dumfounded honestly where the fuck could she have gone in 3 seconds. Apparently she had skedaddled her to the library check out-check in desk the ass was fucking par-core or some shit I only noticed cause I had seen the sunflower patterned dress she was wearing and her calf blurred in a swift motion. I assumed she had kicked herself off of the agriculture bookshelf four aisles down towards the front door near the library. She was putting the book down to be scanned when I body checked her as she fell I told Ms. DiVinci ,the librarian, to check that out in my name. As the girl on the floor was looking at me with such shock and anger I looked down at her and said "Look here Speedy Gonzalez we can share I'll even fucking help you with whatever you need the book for BUT I need to do my work with it also so don't hinder me for it too much." She looked at me and smirked like she had some fucking ulterior motive and said "Fine, mini Hulk Hogan!" Then we exchanged numbers and I took the book and left. After that fiasco she came over later the same day and we both read a portion of the book, or she I later found out pretended to read it and didn't need for a project she just used it to meet me! She did although help me with my project and boy did I fucking knock my professor down a few homophobic notches with it and it felt fucking good to see his stunned face, and then after that I went over to thank her but I was so excited I kissed her she surprisingly kissed back and it went from there.