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Send a direct message to Dylan O'Brien.
@edgeofART: hi dick
@dylanobrien: hi diva
@edegofART: i need info
@edgeofART: who are you trying to set thomas up with
@edgeofART: i must help
@edgeofART: i don't want him to come to my exhibition alone, that's gonna look miserable ffs
@edgeofART: and boy does he need action!!!
@dylanobrien: Okay first of all you're such a liar i see through you
@dylanobrien: Second of all you're already helping thx
@edgeofART: you dick
@dylanobrien: That's me
Send a direct message to Thomas Sangster.
@edgeofART: oi tommy boy who is dylan trying to set you up with?
@edgeofART: wanker i know you got my notifs on
@edgeofART: i wanna know who she is i nEEd NEW THINGS TO GOSSIP ABOUT OKAY
@SangsterThomas: You are a literal four year old.
@edgeofART: figurative*
@edgeofART: literal means that something actually is like that and i, may i point out, am most definitely not a four year old.
@SangsterThomas: How could I know?
@edgeofART: you sawd me idiot
@edgeofART: thAT WAS A TYPO
@SangsterThomas: Hi, I'm playing the part of Artemis Talahee and I'll be singing the SAW theme song.
@edgeofART: ...i hate you.
@SangsterThomas: Can't say I wouldn't mind.
@edgeofART: you're a literal dick
@SangsterThomas: That is incorrect. literal means that something actually is like that and i, may i point out, am most definitely not a dick.
@edgeofART: are you shitting me you literally copied my message omf you're shit
@SangsterThomas: The Shit™
@SangsterThomas: Hey where did you go
@edgeofART: puhlease i'm trying not to choke on my laughter
@SangsterThomas: Can't say I wouldn't mind
@edgeofART: you're The Shit™
@SangsterThomas: Yes. Thank you for finally accepting your faith and finally joining my religion, Artemis.
@SangsterThomas: Hey should I call you Artemis or Art?
@edgeodART: Amor
@SangsterThomas: Fine
@edgeofART: really???
@SangsterThomas: No.
@edgeofART: ow
@edgeofART: that hurt
@SangsterThomas: Deal With It™
@edgeofART: i'm done
@edgeofART blocked @SangsterThomas.
[ahh...kids.]
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Fanfiction❛ THOMAS WAS ARTEMIS'S FAVOURITE PIECE OF ART. ❜ In which a girl who's known on the internet under the pseudonym ART sparks a well-known actor's interest by offending him on Twitter. [social media + real life, 2016]