Book of comebacks

Pick up lines

1.Are you a parking ticket cuz you got fineeee written all over you.

2.Your like my pinky toe I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture.

3.Do you have a band aid? cuz I scrapped my knee falling for you.

4.lets play titanic you be iceberg and I go down. (From the amazing Michael Clifford)

5.nice shoes, lets fuck.