After what's felt like hours (12 minutes) Donya finally shows up. Her white van clanks over speed bump after speed bump creating the most vile screeching sound as it comes to a stop. Donya isn't the kind of girl that would be seen driving a white van but for the kind of weapons we need it was necessary.
"You got the goods"? I yell
"What do you think," Donya screams back.
Out from the van steps a tall, minorly obese teenager with dipdyed purple hair a several piercings in various places on her face. She scares me. Although she's meters away I can hear her chewing away at her gum. I vomit I'm my mouth a little before walking towards the back of her van.
"Let's do this," she says opening the doors to reveal a life times supply of out of date Mcdonalds food.
Picture how happy a 53 yr old man is when he gets an erection, that's how happy I was to see the food. I could still smell the fat and obesity dripping from the burgers. This fight was going to be the best one yet, I could feel it in the air.
Prepaire yourself Donya Lily thought for I have been training for this.
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The mcflurry smackdown
HumorThe story is set in a loading dock behind one of the worlds biggest franchises, McDonald's. Mcflurrys will fly and so will nuggets. This will be a fight you will never forget.
