Perverted Pick up Lines

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Octavian: If you come home with me, teddy bears won't be the only thing getting slaughtered.

Rachel: Ew.. no. Go crawl back from the hole you came from. 

Percy: Good thing I can hold my breath for a long time.

Annabeth: PERCEUS JACKSON!

Frank: I may be from Canada but I spend most of my time down under.

Hazel: FRANKLIN!

Jason: With you I don't need the winds to raise me up.

Piper: JASON GRACE!

Leo:*whispers* I'm pretty good with my hands. 

Fangirls: LEO. ACTUALLY JK, KEEP IT DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING


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