Hey you guys I know it's been a long time since I updated this book and I don't think ima continue the story. Instead it's a completely different story!
I may just update it like from bits of the Cinderella movie from the 1990's or 80's whatever and others and put me in that situation, not a story, just what I would do.
For one.
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First scene* Cinderella wakes up at the call of her step family.
"Cinderella!!!"
Cinderella wakes up to the demanding call of her step family. As she sits up in her bed another figure emerged from the sheets with her.
"Aaahhhh!!! Who are you!?!"
"Name's Serena...yo." The girl named Serena raises her hand as a greeting and Cinderella stared in shock that a mysterious person wound up in her bed.
"Um, I know I asked this but who exactly are you?"
"Oh yeah," Serena sat up from the bed and faced the front wooden door paying no mind to Cinderella's hawk like eyes.
"Well...I guess you can say that I'm..." "...What?" "...Your fairy flame mother!"
Cinderella looked at Serena in disbelief and complete confusion.
"My...What!?" "Your fairy flame mother...dumb bitches these days don't know shit!"Serena doesn't even bother to mutter the last part and tries to lay back down until--
"Cinderella! Get your butt down here and do your chores!!!"
Serena stops and jerks back up in a sitting position and looks at Cinderella who is getting dressed.
"...You're going to let her talk to you like that?" "I have no choice. She my step-mother." "Step? As in, not by blood right?" "Yes, if that's all I need to go down and do my chores."
"Can't she do them?" Serena asked staring at Cinderella intently. Cinderella scoffed, "Her? Do chores? Never." "So what?" "I do all the work in this house."
Serena's eyes widen.
(´・_・') "Do they pay you?""I wish."
(〒︿〒)"So, all work?"
(´・_・')"Yes."
"And no pay?"
(´・_・')"Yes."
"Ah hell nah!~"
ヽ(`Д´)ノ"Cinderella how long does it take to get down here!!! Don't make me come up there!!!" The step mother yelled from down stairs.
"Bitch I wish you would! Fight me though!!!"
ヽ(`Д´)ノSerena quickly stood on to the bed yelling at the top of her lungs not giving any fucks.
"Be quiet you'll get me in trouble!" Cinderella pulled on Serena's pajama bottoms trying to bring her down off the wooden bed failing miserably until Serena decided to drop sitting on her knees deep in thought.
"Ah I remember!" "What?" "I was sent here by my demon lord of a boss Kayla to help a bitch out. In this case. You."
Suddenly Serena started rubbing her hands together.
"What are you doing?" Cinderella asked as she watched in wonder. "I'm your fairy flame mother. I have to fire it up to flame them out there for you."
"...Wh-What!?" Cinderella didn't get it but she still continued to dress so she could do her work that needed to be done.
"Um, boo boo that ain't necessary." "What do you mean?"
"Stay like that." "In my night clothes!? That's indecent for a lady in England!"
"England, love the country but I give zero flying fucks what a lady can or cannot do. Do you understand ba-by? Now follow me."
Serena hopped off the bed and made her way down stairs to the dinning room.
...
"Serena, please I don't think you should--" "Shut it! I'm doing this for you!"
They strolled into the room with all eyes on them. The three woman were gasping at the sight of Serena in pajama pants and a black tank top and Cinderella still in her night gown.
"What are you doing Cinderella!?! You look more atrocious than usual! Go upstairs immediately and change and make us breakfast!!!"
Cinderella was about to run upstairs to do exactly that if it wasn't for Serena's tight firm grip on her wrist stopping her.
"You see Cindy, this is your problem. You too scared. Of what? I do not know."
"And just who is this!?" The step mother asked looking Serena up and down. "Okay first of muthafuckin' all, stop that you rapist. Second of muthafuckin' all is you don't tell people to do shit for you without saying 'please and thank you' if I told my mama to do something without a 'please' I would get shanked and decked...in my mouth."
The step mother was taken back by Serena's words and looked dumbfounded and so did the ugly sisters.
But the mother scoffed, "It seems your...friend, has a very colorful vocabulary Cinderella but of course you'd make friends with those types." She asked Serena in a menacing tone hoping to scare her but she failed. All she got as a reaction was a yawn and a belly scratch.
"What's your name?""Not important. But what is important that you drag your ass in that kitchen over there and make me some goddamn breakfast."
At that moment everyone's mouth dropped. All except Serena whose eyes remained uncaring and challenged the step mother to say something else.
"How dare you!!! I'm the mistress of this house!!! I won't take orders from a commoner like--!!!"
SMACK!!!
Everything happened so fast.
Serena looked down at the step mother who was now holding her cheek and broken nose.
"You see what happened there? You were being a dumb bitch. Dumb bitches get hit. You said you were the mistress right? Well to break it down for you and your dumbass, a mistress is basically a side hoe. You know what a side hoe is? A side hoe is someone who is just there to fuck. You are of no utter importance to the person you are fucking. Why? Cuz your not the main hoe? Main hoes are the ones who get to be seen. Gets to do all the lovey-dovey shit with bae. Not the side hoe. Side hoes are the bitches who are dumb enough to become a side hoe. They are the sad, small, and powerless people of the world who would never get any love from the person who they think they love. So you climb and claw your way to power just so you won't realise how loveless and pathetic you really are. So I don't care your the mistress of this house. I don't give a tiny rat's ass if your were the person who built it! But like, congrats on being a hoe. But do you know what I do care about?"
The step mother looked up at Serena in horror but somehow still managed to shake her head 'no'.
"All I care about is you getting your ass up and making all of us some Eggs. Bacon. Pancakes. And a cup of coffee. Please."
(^__^)Serena glared down at the step mother as she scrambled away from her spot to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.
"Well that was easier than expected!"
( ^ω^)The rest stared at Serena as she sat at the head of the dining table usually where the step mother sat.
Breakfast was a quiet one.
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