The Maid

Retired

Well it's been a week since Lisa moved and I'm really loving the retired life. And yes, I'm retiring at twenty-four. I mean it's not like I'm qualified for any other job I'm not even qualified to be a maid! So for the past week I've been binge watching Real House Wives of New Jersey. *ding dong* "Open up." I get up and open my door to see my overweight and smelly landlord Mr. Davidson."Oh, good afternoon Mr. Davidson. Is there something I can do for you?" "You can pay your rent Ms. McDonald." (shoot I forgot that's why I had a job in the first place) "Oh! Don't worry I'll get it in by the end of the week." "It is the end of the week." "Whaaaaa. Are you sure?" "Mhmmm. Now pay up or move out by Wednesday." He left and I shut the door. "What am I gonna do Mr.Chub Chubs?" He just walked away (meany). So I texted my friend Tiffany because she always knows what to do in these kinds of situations.
Me: Hey Tiff major sitch
Tiffany: omg what's wrong
Me: I'm broke and need a new job asap
Tiffany: I thought you were retired thoooo
Me: fr girl like can't I take a break
Tiffany: So why do you need a new job
Me: because stupid Mr. Davidson says that rent is due
Tiffany: crap I always forget about rent!!
Me: ik!!!
Tiffany:come by tomorrow and I'll help you out
Me: thx you are a lifesaver!
Tiffany: ikr. see ya tomorrow gf!!