my book of randomness

why I made this book

I made this book just because I have nothing better to do with my life so here is what went down inside my head

brain: hey.

me: what now I am trying to work...

brain: no you searching random shit to do when your bored.

me: how do you know are you stalking me?

brain: I AM ATTACHED TO YOU!

me: yeah yeah okay.

brain: ...

me: ...

brain: your boring.

me: if im boring then so are you.

brain: how?

me: like you said earlier, you are attached to me, you ARE me.

brain: damn it your right, lets go on wattpad!

me: to do what?

brain: lets make a book of randomness!

me: like kitana?

brain: YES LETS DO IT!

and here I am now, (this didn't actually happen i just put it in for humor/something to do) anywho, see you on the flipside.