((Matt and Dan are 15 now, caution may get third degree burns from sassy matt))
Matt being the rebellious little shit he was had snuck his way into the liquor cabinet and we will not go into details of how much he drank, but it was obviously too much.
After an evening of throwing up he was rudely awoken with a headache and Dan banging on the bedpost at 6 o'clock in the morning.
Matt hated being woken up early but combined with the terrible experiance he had had last night , it was just fucking ridiculous. "Dan fuck Off!" Matt yelled with his face half embeded into the pillow. "aww does Matt not like it when I bang on the bed" Dan retorted snarkily leaning against the bed "oh please Dan, the only 'Banging' you ever got on a bed was from your left hand or a sock" Matt snapped slightly muffled by the pillow. "and you've done any better??" Dan shook the bed untill Matt had rolled onto his back and Sat next to him "Lets face it Dan at least I have a chance to get laid" Matt stated and Sat up pushing Dan Off the bed . "Fuck you Matt" "you wish you could"
