1. You only live once?
False you live everyday.
You only die once.
2.That awkward moment when your teacher comes near you while taking a test.
3. That awkward moment when some one you deleted off facebook tries to add you again.
4.That Goyte moment when your friend crops you out of their profile picture...
(But you didn't have to cut me off!!)
5. when some one calls your best friend their best friend.
(Excuse me ,but who the hell are you)
6. When some one tells you they like you and your like "Are you on crack?"
7. When you accidentally touch a piece of gum under a desk.
8. I bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in chinese.
9. I hate it when you're in the cinema ready to watch the movie and the next thing you know BOOM. Human giraffe sits in front of you.
10.You usually don't care what other people are saying until they start whispering.
(Ay ay secrets are No fun until you tell everyone!)
11.Right before I die am going to say "I left a million dollars in the......"
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12. that awkward moment when you hear kids screaming outside and you can't tell if they're playing or being brutally murder.
13.When some one looks at your baby pictures and jokingly asked "Aww you where soo cute! what happen?" Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happen.
14.The best way to text some one you don't like "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it up side down.
15.( I don't know if this happens to you but it happens to me alot) When some one is having a coughing fit and you just sit there looking at them not knowing what to say.
16. Hitting your hip on the comer and feeling like you've just got shot.
17. Eskiho= A girl wearing a short skirt and ugg boots. A weather confused Whore.
18. that embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn't waving at you.
19.Oh that funny, last week you hated her now you're best friends.
(Make up your mind!!)
20.(This is for the guys)
when a girl says "Don't worry about it" you better freaking worry about it!
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how normal people flirt
"Heyy sexy C;"
how I flirt
"if you where a tree.. you'd be a good tree"
22.
Dear algebra stop telling us to find your X she's never coming back.
23.
Oh you're a model? The toilet in the background of your pictures looks fabulous!
24.
when ever am telling a story of some one I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices.
25.
There is a Fine line between begin tan and looking like you just rolled in dorritos.
Author Note:
well that is it hope you like it and... goodnite
