The Derp Squad

On Top of the Ferris Wheel

"Jagiyaaaaaaaaa! What's taking you so long?!" Chanyeol yelled from downstairs.

I really don't get girls, he thought. Why are they taking so much time in the bathroom? Are they eating the soap? Or drinking the shampoo? Whatever they're doing in there, it is very time consuming.

"Just a minute!" Justine, his girlfriend for 7 years, said as she sprayed herself with cologne, grabbed her sling bag and stormed downstairs.

When she came downstairs, she saw Channie playing with her beloved Pikachu stuffed toy while saying "Who's the most handsome guy in the world? What? Yeah! That's me! Park Chanyeol!"

She laughed then she pinched his prominent ears. "Why are you harassing my Pikachu?" Then she snatched Pikachu.

"What's wrong with playing with that creature? And I'm not harassing him or that'll be illegal. I should be the one filing a complaint about Pikachu being so cute!" Channie explained as he put on his famous derp face.

"C'mon! You were the one who asked me to join you to the carnival. Let's go~" Justine said as he pulled Channie's sleeves.

"Aniya! Aniya~ Rape rape!" He squealed in a woman's voice so bad, Justine let go of his sleeves and laughed.

This guy is such an extraordinary one, she said in her mind. Can't believe we've been dating for 7 years now.

It was the perfect day to go to the carnival. The sky is clear, the summer breeze of the late May afternoon blowing and the sun is going to set soon. They walked while Chanyeol's doing an impression of an old lady trying to get her dentures out from her mouth.

They arrived to the carnival 15 minutes before 6PM and the sky is bursting with streaks of pink, orange and red. Lights from different stores surrounding the carnival brings liveliness to the place. Even though it's summer, there are only a handful of people visiting the carnival.

"Where should we go first?" Justine asked.

"Let's eat before we do anything, jagiya?" Chanyeol said as they head to nearby fast food place.

After eating burgers and fries from a nearby McDonald's, Justine dragged Chanyeol to different rides until they have one more ride left to ride on: Ferris Wheel.

"Want to go to the Ferris Wheel?" Chanyeol asked as he put his hand around her shoulders as they walk.

"Really, baby? I know you're afraid of it and then you'll end up puking again after the ride." Justine teases.