Liam
"I'm a real man Liam. Kick the ball already!" You laughed as Liam stood in front of you. You spread your arms out wide, protecting the goal from the oncoming ball.
"I dont want to hurt you though Y/N!" He shouted back as he rolled the ball under his foot.
"Just kick the fucking ball you pussy!" Was heard from the sidelines as Niall cupped his hands around his mouth. Liam blushed and readied himself for the kick. Taking three steps back he raced forward and kicked for all it was worth. Straight into your face.
You dropped to your knees as you cradled your aching cheek. There was the sound of rushed footsteps as the boys rushed over.
"I warned you Y/N." Liam stated as Niall rubbed your back.
"Yeah, I warned you aswell!" Niall giggled as all the boys dog piled on top of you.
Harry
You lay on the bed watching Britain and Irelands Next Top Model. Not one of your personal favourite but Harry enjoyed it enough.
"No! Why would you wear that! Who in their right mind would wear a potato sack and try and make it fashionable!" He exclaimed and dramatically raised his hands above his head.
"Watch those hands sonny boy!" You laughed as you dogged a large hand as it flew up past your face. Harry grinned, dropped his hands and pecked your lips before turning back to the TV.
"Oh for fucks sake!" He shouted once again. His hand flying up and colliding with your jaw. Your head snapped back as Harrys hand flew to his mouth.
"Harry!" You groaned as you tasted metallic blood on your tongue. "I told you to be careful!"
"I'm so sorry Y/N! As punishment I'm banned from BaINTM for a week OK. No wait 3 days, yeah."
Louis
"We gonna party and bull-, and party and bull-" Louis sang as he danced in the living room. You recorded his antics on your smart phone as he ran to the camera and pulled a face. You shut the camera off and gave his face a playful slap as he went back to dancing.
"Ooohhh I love this song!" He cheered as BSE came on. You fell to the floor with laughter as he recited the script word for word, including the other four parts.
"You could be One Directions second biggest fan after Niall." You giggled as he mimicked Liams dancing.
"Well come join me number three fan!" He exclaimed as he reached down and accidentally slammed his elbow into your boob. You gasped for breath as you clutched your aching boob.
"Is it really that bad?" Louis questioned as he apologetically took your hand in his.
"About as bad as this." You exclaimed as you kneed him in the balls.
Zayn
You stirred the pot on the stove as you felt large hands wrap around your waist. You tilted your head back as Zayns face rested in the crook if your neck and he nuzzled his nose.
"Youre not wearing any clothes. You know that right?" He double checked as he examined your naked body, taking a step back. You nodded and gave him a cheeky grin before bending over to turn the gas off.
"Too early for that! But not too early for me to join your." He grinned as he stripped down to his underwear. He hobbled over to you and grabbed onto your waist as he lost his balance and collapsed into your side trying to take his underwear off.
"You twit!" You screeched as your bare hip slammed into the corner of the cabinet. A trickle of blood fell from the wound as the skin purpled with a bruise.
"I am so sorry Y/N. Here lets be matching!" He explained as he too slammed his hip into the corner, wincing at the flood of pain. "Damn that does hurt!"
Niall
"Hey love, me and the boys are going to the Clover, you coming?" Niall asked as he collected his keys and jacket and jumped into the car. You climbed in after him and pulled your seatbelt on just as you turned the corner.
Soon enough your reached the bar and the familiar accents flooded out onto the street from within. Niall pulled your hand along with him and onto the bar floor. He ordered light beers for six before pulling you to the dance floor. An upbeat song came on and you laughed, embarrassed as Niall began his "traditional" jig. His legs flew out in all directions as people made room for him to dance.
"Its in me blood Y/N! I cant help myself!" He fake cried as you pulled him back to the bar. He continued dancing until you turned to face him. Unfortunately shocking Niall a bit, causing his leg to kick out in surprise. You felt the pain in your shin before you registered the impact. Niall gasped and looked down at your leg at the same time as your. The top layer of skin had been shredded by his bugger soles and a layer of angry red skin lay underneath. You clutched the leg slightly as you winced at the pain.
Niall, being a gentleman picked you up and placed you on a barstool as he fished a few ice cubes out of his beer.
"The alcohol will do it good I suppose. And hey, at least I wasn't wearing Harrys boots like last time!" He joked as you shook your head, unamused.
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