Shrek was walking to his outhouse to use the bathroom. While he was sat on the seat, he was singing, "I'm walking on sunshine, ooohhh!" When he was done and walked out of the outhouse, he noticed the dead corpses of birds on the ground. Shrek thought, 'They must've died from me awful singing."
Shrek was sad, and he noticed a human walking near to the entrance of his swamp. His sadness transformed into anger. How dare that puny human even come near his swamp? What would the stupid human want with him?
The human approached Shrek and said, "Hello!" Shrek was confused. Why wasn't this human scared of him?
Shrek responded, "Uh, hello."
The human nodded and introduced themselves as Y/N.
