My Random Things

Harry the Giraffe

This is Harry. Harry was born on January 13, 1968 in Namibia. He is a Capricorn and true to his sign. Harry moved to the U.S. when he was only 3 years old with his parents. He had to move because of his deformities. It was far too dangerous for him to stay because of giraffe hunters who believed he was magical. Harry moved to Newark, New Jersey where he started school and was constantly bullied by older normal hominids (humans). He had no friends. Since Harry's parents we're technically illegal he was always poor but he dreamed. Harry wanted to be a STAR. Straight out of high school he received a scholarship to go to acting school. Harry spent many years training but never managed to break into the industry. This and many other childhood traumas caused Harry to turn to alcohol. He soon realized he would never get anywhere like this so he joined Alcoholics Anonymous (AA). Harry is now on a steady route to recovery and works at a nearby Smith's. That's how he met me and we've been going out for a few months. Harry is funny and talented. Everyone should have a friend like Harry.

This little short story was written by my best friend. She was telling it to me for fun and I thought that it had to be on Wattpad it's just so funny I literally cried while laughing.😂